Monday, July 13, 2009

Kevinisms

I might not start with the faith talk, but I'll take my whack and I'll come back.

I don't want to build a bridge in one day.


here we are dealing with the smokin' hole in the ground that he left us


I don't think God requires you to swipe your Jesus debit card at the door of church to show that you were there that day

(Eating)  Well I've built the base, and now I am going to add another layer to it.



(Going to movies)  I had my coke and corn, and I was ready to enjoy the show.


(A Jerk)  He's a schmoby dick from planet dickdenstein